It’s to the tune of Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back In Town”.
The Dems Are Back In Town
Guess who got elected today?
Those glassy-eyed libs who’d been put away
Haven’t learned that much I’m afraid to say
Man, they still want to subsidize the lazy!
Waxman’s tossing subpoenas around
Alito-confirming senators are thrown to the ground
PC goons will drag them downtown
Where the charges are kind of hazy!
You know that chick Pelosi cracked her whip
Our Prez dropped to his knees and kissed her frilly slip
Man, that sent her off on an ego-trip
I mean she was beamin’
Remember the last time they got their way?
The military was stripped for parts day-by-day
Bill was busy with his latest lay
I mean those chicks were screamin’
Ah! The Dems are back in town
Every night terrorists are dressed to kill
Wrapped in C-4 and spouting Jihadist swill
Lib rhetoric will flow as innocent blood spills
When the Dems want to run, you gotta let ‘em!
There’s a Muslim on the corner screeching hate
An activist judge lets the felons skate
On the floor Kennedy preens and prates
The innocent are punished again
Ah! The Dems are back in town!