F—the grade you’ll get if your poli sci professor sees you at the Young Republicans rally or you speak up in class.
Fascist—Republican
Family—An outmoded social institution traditionally used by chauvanistic males to oppress and subjugate women and stifle the sexual expressiveness of children.
Fatherhood— the status of having sexually assaulted an exploited a woman.
Female Conservative —traitorous bitch.
Feminist—a pseudo-woman who lives in contstant fear that somewhere, somehow, someway, a man is happy.
Finger, Middle— debating technique used by liberals when unable to defend one of their premises.
Finger, Purple—an offensive gesture when brandished by ecstatic Iraqis, considered far worse that they middle finger (see above)
First Amendment— A supplementary clause added to The Constitution in order to prevent the existence of churches and to allow the use of foul language in front of small children.
Food Stamp— a medium of exchange that allows certain people to buy food with other people’s money. Recipients are unfairly prohibited from buying liquor or cigarettes with them.
France—What we want American to be when it grows up.
Freedom of Association— when liberal women reject men because of their income and height.
Freedom Fighter— an enemy of the United States or its allies that hasn’t killed anyone that you know yet.
French, The— residents of a European nation known chiefly for eating snails and inventing the military tactic of preemptive surrender.
Fully Funded—no fiscal oversight.
Fundamentalist—a Jew or Christian who isn’t kidding.
