Mahmoud’s Plutonium Hammer
Sung to the tune of the Beatle’s “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”
Pelosi was political, submitted parasitical
Bills into the house
To sell them to the red-state rubes
Louse-ouse-ouse-ouse…….
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad annointed Hand of God
Texts her on his iPhone
“How’s about a dialog,
Nan-an-an-cy?”
But as the queen of sycophancy
Steps onto the plane….
Flash, bang, Mahmoud’s plutonium hammer
Scalded the retinas from her head
Flash, bang, Mahmoud’s plutonium hammer
Made sure that we were dead
Back at the UN again Mahmoud plays the saint again
But no troops will be deployed
Instead they will just try to re-appease-ee-ee-ease
It’s the Blue Helmet way when the news has gone away
To ignore the crime
And give him 50 second cha-a-a-ances
But when they go back to embezzling
He sends some grimy slime…..
Flash, bang, Mahmoud’s plutonium hammer
Broiled us in our beds
Flash, bang, Mahmoud’s plutonium hammer
Justified all of our dread
Harry Reid promised his heart would bleed
When he got the time
Busy denouncing the military you kno-o-o-ow
Boxer and Hillary scream to the empty gallery
That killers from A to Z must go free
The voters all disagree and say they must go-o-o-o
But as they make their way to the polls
A brilliant flash makes them blind….
Flash, bang, Mahmoud’s plutonium hammer
Killed their nation dead
Flash, bang, Mahmoud’s plutonium hammer
Made sure civilization bled
